Okay, I'm probably just assuming this guy was homeless because of his appearance. But the conversation was funny nonetheless.
On the way home from Hoboken, about 1 a.m., on the PATH train (a subway/metro that links NJ to NYC)
Homeless man: You have a really nice smile.
Me: Um, thanks.
Homeless man: Your teeth are so white and perfect.
Me: Thanks, again. (Thinking to myself...hmmmm...I need to whiten them.)
Homeless man: Are they the flip out kind?
Me: Uh, nope, that's all me. (Thinking to myself, THE FLIP OUT KIND???? What the what????)
Homeless man: Wow, they are really nice.
OH BROTHER!!! Actually the situation got a little scary after that. But I'm not going to go into those details. But today, after being checked out again by another homeless man, well, I don't mean to belittle. I don't mean to be unkind either. But let us just say that I can't wait to leave Newark!!!!
